Macrorie,+Ken.+Uptaught

"The Purpose of Engfish---The grade school student is told by his teacher that he must learn Engfish because the high school teacher will expect matery of it. The high school student is told by his teacher that he must learn it because the college professor will expect mastery of it. The college undergraduate is told by his professor that he must learn it so he can go to graduate school and write his Ph.D. thesis in it. Almost no one reads Ph.D. theses." (Uptaught 52)